Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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