Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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