She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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