YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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