I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
