You work out of a Hotel?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have feelings that need drinking.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize