I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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