a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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