One girl and one boy is just not enough.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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