dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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