we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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