eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
