Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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