What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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