Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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