Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
