He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am midnight drunk by noon
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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