You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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