she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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