Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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