So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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