Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
