you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
