Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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