8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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