i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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