You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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