I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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