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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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(516): View more from New York

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!

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