i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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