Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Randomize