can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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