Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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