I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
