Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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