My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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