found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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