I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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