last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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