i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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