I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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