Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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