when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
