So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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