He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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