she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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