Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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