he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize
