I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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