I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
