i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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